The LHC has been designed to bring back Satan to earth.

A man delivers a hilariously fact-free analysis of the LHC, the Large Hardo Hadron Collider.

Included is his denial of the moon landings, a complete misunderstanding of the term “strange matter (Satan would be pretty strange, seems to be his entire argument), the assertion that it is impossible to change direction in space, and an insinuation that all scientists involved are Freemasons. Masterful, truly masterful.

One Response to “The LHC has been designed to bring back Satan to earth.”

  1. [...] Large Hadron Collider (LHC). That’s the big doughnut made by atheists in Switzerland to bring Satan back to Earth. At least that’s what my neighbors tell me. Katherine McAlpine, a young scientist (a self [...]

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